Jon Stewart on Goldman Sachs

Jon Stewart of the Daily Show presents another in the series These F@#king Guys in which CNBC’s Jim Cramer does a pretty good imitation of one of The Village People

At about the 2:45 mark, you’ll hear some of the worst analogies for the Goldman Sachs fraud charges – antique car dealer, a nourishing meal, the Mets playing the Yankees, or a used car that may or may not be certified, to which Stewart replies, “Maybe you should explain it as if you’re a news show and your audience had not suffered a traumatic brain injury.”

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You have to wonder how many more Madoff’s there are out there. They recently found another one in Miami, this one a well connected businessman/philanthropist with lots of impressive pictures on his walls who found it easier to make boatloads of money by deceiving investors rather than doing something productive.

This CNN/Money report has all the details.

The SEC and the U.S. Attorney’s office in New Jersey on Wednesday charged a Miami Beach-based businessman with allegedly running a Ponzi scheme that sucked in close to $1 billion. The Securities and Exchange Commission and U.S. District Attorney Paul Fishman filed fraud charges in New Jersey against Nevin K. Shapiro, founder and president of Capitol Investments USA.

Shapiro is accused of fraudulently offering risk-free annual returns as high as 26% to investors in his grocery diverting operation, a type of business where low-cost groceries are purchased in one region and sold for a higher price elsewhere.

“[Shapiro] used his prominence and prestige to gain investors’ trust in funding Capitol’s grocery-diverting business, but behind their backs he diverted their money to enrich himself,” said Eric Bustillo, director of the SEC’s Miami regional office.

Not surprisingly, these schemes always seem to develop when the economy is booming and then fall apart after the boom times end. Such was the case for the original Ponzi Scheme that collapsed as the 1920-1921 depression was getting underway.

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Hedging the Goldman Outcome

There is no shortage of opinion as to how the fraud charges filed against Goldman Sachs by the Securities and Exchange Commission might pan out – here’s one more:

From the consistently wonderful Tom Toles archive and blog at the Washington Post.

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Downward Spiral in Greece Accelerates

Today’s news from two of the PIGS (i.e., Portugal, Ireland, Greece, Spain) is not good as credit spreads are widening rapidly in Portugal (with downgrades likely to follow) and the odds of Greece making it through to the conclusion of the joint EU/IMF talks in two weeks without a bailout grow slimmer by the hour, at least according to this report at Bloomberg.

Greece could activate a 45 billion- euro ($60 billion) emergency aid package led by the European Union before talks on the conditions for the loans conclude in two weeks time, Finance Minister George Papaconstantinou said.

Greek bonds slumped today as the talks began in Athens. The risk premium investors demand to hold Greek bonds over comparable German debt soared to 516 basis points, the highest in at least 12 years, on concern the cash-strapped nation may struggle to repay 8.5 billion-euros of bonds maturing May 19.

“I’m not saying that the government will ask for it,” Papaconstantinou told reporters after the first session of talks with officials from the euro region, the International Monetary Fund and the European Central Bank.

The negotiations will probably last two weeks and a final text on the outcome would be presented by May 15, he said. The talks are focusing on additional deficit-cutting measures Greece would have to accept as a condition for the funds, particularly after the first year payout of as much as 45 billion euros.

Clearly, at this point, the bond market wants fewer words and  more action, it no longer being a matter of if, but when, the bailout will be needed. Meanwhile, protests continue in Athens as some of the population still doesn’t seem to grasp the concept of not spending money you don’t have. Government workers are gearing up for another 24-hour strike to protest budget cuts required for the bailout, what has become a regular, monthly event.

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Bill Black is Making Sense

You may have already seen Bill Black’s interview with Bloomberg before yesterday’s House Financial Services Committee hearing and then witnessed his “eye-popping” opening statement during which he lambasted the role of regulators during the housing and credit market bubble. Here he is in Michael Moore’s Capitalism, A Love Story.

From Black’s prepared testimony(.pdf) yesterday:

Lehman’s principal source of (fictional) income and real losses was making (and selling) what the trade accurately called “liar’s loans” through its subsidiary, Aurora … The FBI began warning publicly about the epidemic of mortgage fraud in 2004 (CNN).

That loss, however, may not be recognized for many years – particularly if the liar’s loans become so large that they help hyper-inflate a financial bubble. In the near-term, making massive amounts of liar’s losses loans creates a mathematical guarantee of producing record (albeit fictional) accounting income. As long as the bubble inflates, the liar’s loans can be refinanced – creating additional fictional income and delaying (but increasing) the eventual loss. The industry saying for this during the S&L debacle was: “a rolling loan gathers no loss.”

 
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